An elderly husband and wife are getting ready for bed when the wife says she has a sudden craving for vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry on top. She begs him to write it down so he won't forget. He insists he has a great memory and won't forget a thing. A half-hour later, he comes back from the kitchen and hands her a ham sandwich. The wife sighs and says, "I told you to write it down... you forgot the mustard!" Ronald Reagan